Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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