fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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