They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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