I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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