pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I think my moral compass just broke
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