what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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