i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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