You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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