i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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