i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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