i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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