I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I won't apologize to a one balled man
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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