u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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