And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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