you guys were way drunker than both of me
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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