The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Randomize