The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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