Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
