your room smells of hookers.
And success
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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