Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Dick very happy bro
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
