Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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