So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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