She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
