This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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