If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just had sex bonerless
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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