it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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