My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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