how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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