He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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