Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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