Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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