I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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