yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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