I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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