im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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