Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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