everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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