What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Randomize
