Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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