make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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