Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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