SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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