I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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