Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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