Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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