Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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