Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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