You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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