I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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