Its about making memories worth repressing
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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