I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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