I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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