We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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