Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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