WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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