I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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