Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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